"No, love, you cannot hide out in my basement," I said to Lindsay Lohan in a text message. "I learned my lesson about harboring fugitives the last time I hid Gary Coleman under my sink after he hit someone with his truck in a bowling alley parking lot. xoxo" She replied with a sad face.
Ever since Naomi Campbell appeared on Oprah to discuss her issues with anger management, she hasn't been any fun at all. She hasn't beat up one single servant in weeks - and quite frankly, I'm beginning to get concerned.
Ever since I was little I tried to like it, but as the years passed I never warmed to my assigned name. To me, Courtney felt like it belonged in a genre of blonde hair flippers and gum smackers prone to rampant giggling.
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